sentence starters from the game, va-11 hall-a : cyberpunk bartender action ! switch pronouns & phrases as needed ! warning for some light suggestive phrases.
“ we live in an era where pr is the first and only word in anything. ” “ you can sell the shittiest of stuff and people will buy it if you’re the apple of their eyes. ” “ nowadays, nobody can take a joke. they’re always out for blood. ” “ they relish the thought of ganging up on somebody. ” “ no normal person can run around in swimsuits in this cold weather. ” “ did you check the internet for help ? ” “ shit… d- don’t scare me like that. ” “ there’s people out there with a fetish for invisible people. ” “ i was trying to find something that would let me cater to that fetish, but my contact misunderstood my request. ” “ if you’re lonely enough to start talking to yourself, we could hit an arrangement. ” “ his past is like a nebulous mass that tries to bite him every once in a while ” “ yup. i seem to attract that kind of people for some reason. ” “ i don’t actually like it, but i can’t stop drinking them. ” “ i don’t think you can ask me something i’ve never been asked before. ” “ take it away from me before i feel compelled to put it on again. ” “ did i step into some kind of afterlife ? ” “ i’m the glow that will guide you through your sorrow ! ” “ um … what the hell am i doing out here ? ” “ i take pride in how neatly i organize my underwear, you know ? ” “ don’t you think it sucks to pay for something, only to find out you should’t have bothered ? ” “ it always bothers me when people nonchalantly start singing songs with creepy lyrics. ” “ they saw me coming, but they couldn’t stop me before I CRASHED INTO THEIR HEADS. ” “ like my mom says: if i don’t buy it, it’s because i know the product. ” “ i mean, i need to support my partner in what s/he does, but if it’s something like that … ” “ you say breaking up like you had something formal, but most of the time you’re still getting to know them. ” “ that’s the silence of somebody who just heard something stupid. ” “ we could have a sleepover, braid our hair, tell stories all night, shower together … ” “ your tits alone would fill my entire bathroom. ” “ man, you react too nonchalantly. it’s no fun. ” “ react a little bit. let me tease you for a second. ” “ some say my beauty is intoxicating, but that’s besides the point. ” “ i’m a man that can’t contain himself when he sees something he likes, kid. ” “ a bit of advice. you shouldn’t provoke the ones serving you drinks or food. ” “ you’d be surprised at the kind of stuff you find out when you get the right people drunk. ” “ please refrain from doing those sitcom-like entrances. you’re disturbing other clients. ” “ oh, come on ! you know the audience would’ve gone wild with that one. ” “ i just thought you were cute as a button so i wanted to invite you to join me. ” “ wow, you have to be the first person to offer me a drink without having an ulterior motive. ” “ that’s what happens when you underestimate people. ” “ oh boy, did i actually hit the nail on the head ? i was making this stuff up on the fly ! ” “ i can’t read you, honey. you’re too good at putting on a professional face. ” “ on second thought, maybe it’s better if you don’t get involved with him. ” “ l- life isn’t always a young adult novel where every decision is a road cone. ” “ have you ever done something reckless or stupid because of peer pressure ? ” “ what point is there in doing this stuff if nobody acknowledges you did well ? ” “ so it’s not a conscious trick you could teach in a ten minute tutorial ? ” “ people like her physically hurt me with their presence … ” “ ah … the lovely sensation of feeling like you’re forgetting something. ” “ i’d say she’s really good looking. but honestly, those pants rob her of her charm. ” “ he’s either a total simpleton or acts like one in a way that consume the rest of his character. ” “ it’s better to learn by tripping yourself. ” “ do you dislike my presence so much ? ” “ see ? you don’t get this kind of treatment from vending machines ! ” “ wait, that’s how you greet me after so many days ?! ” “ i’m actually kind of jealous of the level of self-control you’re using here. ” “ i seriously hope you don’t really believe everything you just said. ” “ and i do love me some walks. i could walk all day ! ” “ hello cat ! wanna play ? let’s play ! ” “ i was nearby and yours was the closest friendly face i could find. ” “ everyone i know has been ignoring me, so i was feeling lonely. ” “ i don’t know, i feel like i was being too pushy. ” “ we all have good days and bad days. today just so happens to be a not-bad day. ”
